[Fracas]

When the lights come back on in Baghdad, we'll be looking at great big tanks alllll over Bagdhad.

Takoma will be sunning himself in the Euphrates with an Iraqi dolphin named Portland.

Bill Gates will have opened up shop on The GWB Esplenade.

Saddam's pictures on all the buildings will have been replaced with Laurie Dhue.

A press release confirms:

Jessica Lynch has been named the Mayor of Baghdad.

Col. David Hunt will be in charge of Iraq until further notice.

Major Bob Bevelacqua has captured France without a shot being fired.

And finally, this just in.

President George W. Bush has had it with the nutcases in the media and has taken control of the three major networks, CNN and MSNBC.

Roger Ailes has been named TV Czar.

[SoldiersGirl]

hahaha
awesome.

Is Blix in charge of sewage control?

[Lauratealeaf]

When the lights come back on in Baghdad, we'll be looking at great big tanks alllll over Bagdhad.

Takoma will be sunning himself in the Euphrates with an Iraqi dolphin named Portland.

Bill Gates will have opened up shop on The GWB Esplenade.

Saddam's pictures on all the buildings will have been replaced with Laurie Dhue.

A press release confirms:

Jessica Lynch has been named the Mayor of Baghdad.

Col. David Hunt will be in charge of Iraq until further notice.

Major Bob Bevelacqua has captured France without a shot being fired.

And finally, this just in.

President George W. Bush has had it with the nutcases in the media and has taken control of the three major networks, CNN and MSNBC.

Roger Ailes has been named TV Czar.

Great post! There are some really delicious morsels here to chew on.