[retrokitten]

What were you doing, robbing it?

LOL! No! I just wasn't expecting to see a life size fiberglass Ronald McDonald that day.

[AppyPappy]

What did you expect to see? A fiberglass Jerry Nadler?

[Manic_Episode]

We used to have a statue of Ronald waving at our local McD's drive-thru, in my youth. One time late at night (after a few brews) we put Ronald in a bra and put a sign in the raised hand that said "GAY RIGHTS".
Ronald was eventually clown-napped, which ended our fun, however I did write a ransom note that began "Dear McJerks....."