Is he being shown with his 70 virgins?72 virgins?...72 virgins?...
After dying a grisly death in an Baghdad bunker , Saddam made his way to the pearly gates. There, he was greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Saddam.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end the American's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Saddam in the nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge hammer and whacked Saddam's knees.
Saddam was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged. As Saddam awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"