[TexanToTheCore]

Y'know, if I were one of the higher ups at NPR I'd be really concerned over the number of Freepers who apparently have memorized the entire Monty Python schtick. I know that their conservative viewers outnumber liberals, but maybe by larger margins than they think.

[Crusher138]

I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.

[Crusher138]

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down...
(explosion!)

[Crusher138]

And a final chorus, just for Saddam:

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin,
Give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.