[Constitution Day]

In Geraldo's case, his crime is STUPIDITY.

If I may make an addition, that silly mustache is also a crime.
It makes him look like one of the Village People.

[small_l_libertarian]

...that silly mustache is also a crime...

NOOOOO! The mustache is beautiful (in a very silly way)! It's the very best thing about Geraldo's reporting. Well, that and his hats. Oh, and when he "goes native" and starts dressing like the people in whatever area he happens to be in.

And how about when he dodges bullets that no one else can see or hear? Or runs out in the middle of the street when he hears gunfire?

Geraldo's easy to love, you just can't pretend that he's a reporter.

[RooRoobird14]

If I may make an addition, that silly mustache is also a crime.

LOL!!! Point well taken!!