We don't know where you are, but we'll keep trying. How about this one:
Whoops! Sorry those are the dignitaries up there with Fern Schubert, a lovely conservative, up front. We'll try again.
No no, you got me right off. The Fern pic should come with a description though: Fern Shubert educates the crowd on the enduring evil of socialist movements from the rise of Hitler to the Soviets to Saddam Hussein's socialist Ba'ath Party to today's anti-war protesters funded by the socialist Worker's World Party.