OK. Sorry. I retract my ethnically offensive remarks which may, in fact, still be legal in some jurisdictions.
Still hearing erudite discussions among members of the widely respected and morally superior religion of the followers of Mohammed. I have subjected their beautiful and poetic language, clearly superior to English in every respect, to Babelfish and roughly translated it comes out to "With this level of borborygmus, I, Ahmed, have no choice but to voluntarily expel the flatus in your general direction."
In the interest of international solidarity and respect for all civilizations, I accept that flatus since, culturally speaking, all flatus are equal.