This one's for spectr17, whose post inspired me. He gets all the credit for the wording, except that I dropped "Dochmmoodi's" in favor of "Ahmed's" to save space and condensed the sentence structure a bit to help it fit into the pic. VERY funny, spectr17! Truly inspiring.
That one reminds me of the joke about the difference between "fairy tales" and "war stories"
Nik
*L* now that guy reallly famous.