[Catspaw]

I missed most of the CENTCOM briefing because a dog that shall remain nameless demanded his walk. However, being a freeper and just and itty bit obsessive compulsive, I taped it. What I've seen of the tape makes me admire Tommy Franks' self-control. I would've pounded the living crap out of a couple of the reporters; the others would've been burned with my acid sarcasm.

[Green]

I said a few days ago that Rummy needs to hand out medals to the generals that have to take "press briefing duty"

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I missed most of the CENTCOM briefing because a dog that shall remain nameless demanded his walk.

Sounds more like you are a "dogspaw"...