Sorry for leaving you in the lurch last time. We paid too much attention to the U.N. then. Fortunately, we're ignoring them this time so feel free to deal out a little payback. If you'd rather not exchange gunfire with these thugs yourself, just tell the closest British Marine where they are and he'll have it seen to.
Signed,
Your Coalition friends.
Coalition aircraft just now bombed the Ba'athist Party headquarters; thinks it was an American JDAM.
British forces preparing to move into Basra at first light.