The Texan replies, "Hell, we got lots of cactus in Texas."
The Californian takes a slug from his wine jug and tosses it in the air and shoots it. The others say: "Hey! What are ya doin'?"
The Californian replies, "Hell, we got lots of grapes in California."
So the Idahoan sets his beer down on a tree stump and shoots the Californian. The Texan says: "Hey! What are ya doin'?"
The Idahoan says, "Hell, we got lots of Californians in Idaho!"
;^)