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News of the Absurd
Orbat ^ | 3.24.2003

Posted on 03/24/2003 4:27:43 PM PST by swarthyguy

We don't have the heart to make merciless fun of this particular ABC-TV journalist, given that he appeared exhausted, puffy-faced, and filthy, but we have to say something. He was very, very upset that the British had told him the vicinity of Safwan was clear, but he came across some mines [gulp] up road and heard some gunfire [horrors]. He was also very, very upset that instead of being greeted as a liberator, he was called a Satan by members of the public at Safwan, who pushed him on why the promised food, aid, etc. had not arrived, and why had the US come in the first place?

Lets take the security issue first. When the military, who has just fought a battle, says an area is secure, it does not mean that our reporter can take his girl friend and her mother for a stroll. It means that the area is relatively safe for alert, heavily-armed troops. People may still be shooting guns: sniping at the invaders, fighting amongst each other, perhaps the allies firing at a threat, actual or perceived, all of this could be happening. Its not the military's job to clear mines along a road they are not using so that our journalist can wander about. Frequently, mines are not cleared and following people don't get the word. There could be any number of reasons for the mines and shooting. No one has lied to our journalist; its only he doesn't understand what he is about, and obviously the military has no time to educate him.

Now re the lack of rejoicing. He is among Shias, who have suffered grievously at Saddam's hands. They have no clue as to what is happening. For all they know, Saddam's men will arrive once the allied troops are gone and scores will be settled - as they have been before. They have genuine questions about allied motives - no one as yet has had the time to tell the locals about the Big Picture, the Big Plan. As for the aid, well, the last we heard, the allies are fighting a war. Twenty-four hours after Safwan is cleared, its a bit unrealistic to expect aid to arrive. Perhaps our journalist was expecting Paris 1944? He needs to grow up.

The 3rd Mechanized Division And All That

The US 3rd Mechanized Division is set to make the fastest advance in history. Patton would have been proud. Its true the Americans have enormous firepower on call should they run into trouble. But also, for the first time in the history of warfare, the battlefield is completely transparent to the attacker. That makes a big difference. Still, the American plan is bold. Your enemy may be third class, it nonetheless takes a lot of courage to send a single division with another following up and a third setting up, all the way to Baghdad. The US military had become terribly risk-averse after Vietnam. Now it has shown it can take risks again.


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Good for a chuckle.

And a nice tribute to the USMilitary and the Third.

1 posted on 03/24/2003 4:27:43 PM PST by swarthyguy
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In a surprise move today, the U.S. media capitulated completely to the rag-tag Iraqi forces. In a move reminiscent of the Clinton White House following some casualties in Somalia, images of somebody actually getting killed in this “antiseptic” war, has caused the media to surrender unconditionally to Saddam.

“Like, Oh my God! Icky!”, as Amanpour laid down her mike and ran for the hotel.

“Dude, no way!” from Wolf before collapsing into a fetal position.

“CNN. What a bunch of wussies!” was the word from Ollie North.

Apparently, surrender of the media is not universal.


2 posted on 03/24/2003 4:29:44 PM PST by apeman81
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ABC journalist, huh? He probably believes everyting on ABC News and is just "shocked" at the world of real life. Send him back to AllBoutClinton (ABC) but change his diaper first.
3 posted on 03/24/2003 5:54:58 PM PST by caisson71
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War diary ping.

4 posted on 03/25/2003 10:32:04 AM PST by swarthyguy
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Nice piece. I was assigned to the 3d when i was stationed in Germany from 81 to 83. We were often reffered to as the plug in the Fulda Gap. Glad to see they're still kicking a** and taking names.

From there I went to Ft. Campbell and the 101st. So both of my active-duty alma-maters are in country to serve Saddam a big piece of humble pie. I love it!
5 posted on 03/25/2003 11:04:32 AM PST by PsyOp
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Those poor bastards are currently stuck in what some meteorologists could call MOAS, the Mother of All Sandstorms.

I hope it doesn't happen, but the Battle of Baghdad seems to be shaping up as something really serious and significant. The wholesale surrender of the Iraki army and or a coup do not seem to be in the offing.
6 posted on 03/25/2003 11:09:10 AM PST by swarthyguy
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Bahgdad is going to get ugly. But if you take a look at what is going on in Basra with the shii's in Basra have risen up finnaly against the bathist sunni's. Perhaps when word gets out this will spread. I'm sure our psyops guys are going to exploit it. If I were them, I'd get it all on film, jam saddams tv transmitters, and pump those scenes into Iraqi living rooms.
7 posted on 03/25/2003 1:38:15 PM PST by PsyOp
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