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And best of all, she's not my sister...

[justshe]

Can we handle a bit of humor during the 'lull' in the fighting?

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are
coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.