Dan Rather "bababooied" again.

CBS news | 3/21/03 | Clink

[jazzman0718]

LOL. And FAR more entertaining. At least he dosen't pretend he's not an idiot.

[Incorrigible]

[dwilli]

I caught a few minutes of his show earlier this week and he was promoting a pay-per-view with one of his staff having anal sex and this staffer would be paid $250,000. This is comedy or parody? That's slimy

[GreatOne]

Someone needs to post the link to a previous thread with the transcript of one of television's greatest moments: Captain Janke's "Amos 'N Andy" call to Peter Jennings during the O.J. Bronco chase.

"I see O.J., and he looky mighty scared." Or something to that effect.

[Incorrigible]

Actually, that was "Ponce de la Phone"

[AmericaUnited]

Remember Drudge had the audio tape of Rather giving an interview to a european outlet? Rather said it was "unprecented, shocking, etc, etc." how this administration was shutting off the press from the war.

Well, Dufus Dan now looks like a complete idiot, seeing the unprecedented access journalists have had to our troops.

[The Other Harry]

Now, *that* is a real classic. It sums up everything. ;)

[restornu]

They must have removed the hi-tect toys from Dan.

It seem Dan was reduced to paper maps and a No.2 pencil, to give his talk on Iraq geogaphy.

Dan the pathic Socialist!

[cyborg]

Did you catch Howard's comparison of the WOT to the Justice League of America? I listen at the end to hear Robin do the news. Robin is my favorite and I still wonder how she's with him after so long! He should just marry Robin since she's the only one that can take his crap.

[monafelice]

ping

[Timesink]

What is bababooied? I must have missed something.

[Pharmboy]

Rather: "Well it was a crank call and it is true I'm an idiot, but that's beside the point…

No, Dan, it is PRECISELY the point...

[E Rocc]

Ta Ta Toothy

Fa Fa Fofo, Fa Fa Feces, Ma Ma Monkey and Ra Ra Retard. >:)

-Eric

[Rainmist]

Although Howard is pretty disgusting, he does support Bush and absolutely DESPISES the French. So he can't be totally bad ..... LOL !

[Urbane_Guerilla]

Robin is my favorite and I still wonder how she's with him after so long!

HOWARD: It was Beth's birthday so we went to Nobu ....

ROBIN: I was gonna say, you would go to your favorite restaurant for a special occasion.

HOWARD: Man, good thing I gave Beth her present before, 'cause I got a little hammered.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, you look like you had too much vodka and grape juice.

HOWARD: Yeah, well, man ... good thing Beth was a little gone herself, otherwise she might have gotten mad that I was out of it on her birthday.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, maybe you wouldn't be in the dog house if Beth was also partaking liberally.

HOWARD: The waitresses must have been happy, 'cause I tip REAL big when I'm hammered, bigger than ususal.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, liquor does seem to increase your generous spirit.

HOWARD: We were going to have friends at dinner, but we decided to go alone and that worked out.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, it might have been embarrassing if you two couldn't carry on a sober conversation with friends, so it was good you were alone.

HOWARD: Robin, I gotta say something.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, you looked like you had something on your mind.

HOWARD: No, I just wonder how annoyed people get when you keep repeating "I was gonna say." Are you going to keep it up? I think you are.

ROBIN: I was gonna say, you were gonna say, I was gonna say: "I was gonna say."

ARTIE: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. FIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA.

ROBIN: Artie, don't you think that "fire" thing is a little worn out?

[cyborg]

LOL

[hchutch]

I LOVE Howard's show!

And Bill Bennett had best understand that before he finds himself entering... the Xander Zone.