[lindsay]

l live in Canada and have a c-band satellite dish.l have to subscribe to a "grey" market, illegal in Canada to get Fox newsnetwork.lt's expensive but to me it's worth it.My dish broke Monday night and l have been waiting for the satellite man to repair it. l have had to watchCNN since the war started.l hate that satellite repairman almost as much as l hate CNN.By the way, he's the only repairman where l live.

[CheneyChick]

Try some psyops on him: tell him you just baked some cookies and that they are there for him as soon as he gets your dish repaired. The longer he takes, the fewer cookies that will be left. LOL!