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Iraq Destroys Prohibited Scud Missile - SATIRE ALERT - DON'T READ IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR
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| 3/20/03
| Rip Rowan
Posted on 03/20/2003 1:37:41 PM PST by agenda_express
Iraq Destroys Prohibited Scud Missile
Rip Rowan Thu 20 Mar 2003
Today in Kuwait, Iraq destroyed one of its prohibited Scud missiles during the first day of a US-led disarmament program.
The Scud, which was destroyed with the help of US weapons experts, was the first Scud destroyed in Iraq since the mid-1990's.
"This act represents real disarmament on the part of Iraq," said UN weapons inspector Hans Blix. "We support Iraq's decision to disarm itself of these dangerous prohibited weapons."
"Already in the first day of a US-led disarmament effort, we have seen more progress on the issue of Scud disarmament than we did during the entire four month period that inspections were underway," said White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer.
"This demonstrates that war is an effective alternative to inspections."
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: disarmament; iraq; scud; weaponsinspectors
LOL!
To: agenda_express
Fits in nicely with Blix's interview with Jennings, where he said that he knows that Iraq has WMD.
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posted on
03/20/2003 1:40:37 PM PST
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Lurking since 2000.)
To: agenda_express
I must have a sense of humor. I like it.
Either that, or I'm dead tired.
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posted on
03/20/2003 1:41:43 PM PST
by
steveegg
(The French have removed 1 leg from the UN; it is now LN (League of Nations).)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Dang. I missed that interview. I don't know how?!?! [/sarcasm]
To: agenda_express
I like it...
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posted on
03/20/2003 1:42:58 PM PST
by
kimmie7
(USMC - Iraqi Disarmament Specialists)
To: agenda_express
Good one! LOL!
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posted on
03/20/2003 1:43:42 PM PST
by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: agenda_express
Sometimes satire says it all!
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posted on
03/20/2003 1:43:56 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
To: 69ConvertibleFirebird
"The Scud, which was destroyed with the help of US weapons experts..."AKA. Patriot Missle???
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