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11:03am Dow Jones - US Senator: Are Reports That Saddam Wounded - MSNBC
Posted on 03/20/2003 8:04:57 AM PST by rgrun
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To: shadowman99
>> And DJ US Senator would be...?Da Joisey Senator Thorazie, I suppose.
To: finnman69
Picture's don't lie . . . the missile is veering slightly to the right of target . . . best estimate it missed his a$$ by approx. 10 inches. Work on it.
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:18:53 AM PST
by
w_over_w
(Never bring a box cutter to a Jihad)
To: BSunday
He's the one that was carried into office on the Hip Hop vote. hahahahaha!
To: rgrun
He's not dead, he's pinin' for the fjords...
Well, somebody had to say it!
To: Saundra Duffy
Susan Sarandon broken-hearted Saddam won't see her blue dress on the Oscars.
Kiss Kiss
To: areafiftyone
Or perhaps an acute case of decapitation.
To: pepsi_junkie
I'm having a rough morning because of work.....but that made me LOL!!!!!! Thanks LOL
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:24:51 AM PST
by
Aria
To: rgrun
Daschle is troubled and very, very concerned.
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:27:37 AM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Never forget: CLINTON PARDONED TERRORISTS)
To: kevao
LOL.
To: rgrun
What really happened to Saddam the Blaxk Knight...
[battle sounds] [Black Knight defeats a worthless-piece-of-shit-knight]
ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts Arthur in the chest]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:28:46 AM PST
by
TShaunK
To: pepsi_junkie
LOL!!!
To: Billthedrill
Last heard in the bunker "Udi, bring me my brown pants!"
To: rgrun
"I am deeply saddened and completely irrelevant."
To: kevao
Thats what I love about DEBKA, they are so specific.
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:38:35 AM PST
by
ewing
To: rgrun
Not trying to start a flame war but it does seem to me that the ratio of cute one liners versus real news and commentary is way way too high. This thread is a good example of this. I don't know about you, but I'm looking news and insight right now, not jokes.
Just my $0.02.
To: InterceptPoint
I don't know about you, but I'm looking news and insight right now, not jokes. LOL!
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Daschle has shown himself to be a small, angry, and irrelevant person, unworthy of his position of leadership in the U.S. Senate and in the Democrat Party.
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posted on
03/20/2003 8:45:56 AM PST
by
glennaro
To: conservatism_IS_compassion
I think we have to resign ourselves to the probablity that the Hussain boys will be as able to evade arrest Qusay, maybe; Uday, never. While Qusay seems to be a heartless, murdering bastard, he also seems coolly and competently evil. He just might be able to keep his head down if he gets out of town. Uday, on the other hand, is a psychotic nut. He'd get into trouble even if he had a new identity and plastic surgery.
To: rgrun
Finally.
Something to replace the "bin Laden is dead/wounded/captured" threads.
Yes folks, from the same company that brought you "We Hit bin Laden" it's..... "Saddam is Wounded !!"
Coming soon to a tin-foil emporium near you.
To: InterceptPoint
Looking for anything remotely resembling a verifiable story on a thread about Saddam Hussein's fate at this stage is awfully optimistic of you. LOL.
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