Go to Blue Frequency Alpha November Foxtrot, Plus 5, at Zulu 0700 minus Zebra 9. Prepare to copy new conspiracy directive issued by Behemoth niner niner. Wearing of tin foil hats during receipt of msg is mandatory. All stations acknowledge and authenticate. Enterprise authenticates Foxtrot Foxtrot "cirrus 5." Enterprise out.
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