Or even better..."Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb.." Or maybe something from the "Umma-Gumma" album...Like "Several small furry species of animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a Pict..."
Of course this would have to be done around 2 am after we bombed them with lsd and you would need at least 4 helicopters to capture the subtilty of the quadraphonic sounds...They'd run away screaming.