Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")

If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!

We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!

Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!

Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!

We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Redskins Look to Sign Another DT!!"

"The Washington Redskins are considering signing defensive tackle Darius Holland as a free agent. Holland, who played in two Super Bowls for the Green Bay Packers and spent last season with the Minnesota Vikings, is scheduled to audition for club officials on Friday at Redskins Park. The pace of the Redskins' free agent deliberations has slowed considerably after their early rush. But team officials still are looking to fill a few holes -- particularly at safety and defensive tackle -- as they intensify their preparations for the draft. Holland, 6 feet 5 and 330 pounds, could give the Redskins a potential run-stopper in the middle of the line to share time with tackles Brandon Noble and Dan Wilkinson."

Another building block in the March to the Super Bowl in January 2004...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!

Truer words were never spoken.

[cherry_bomb88]

900...MUD

And you told me to post something pithy at 888?????

[sultan88]

Congrats on beating me to 888. It was a great post. I was "computerless" for almost 6 hours so didn't have a chance. I'll get ya next time, 88!!

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks! I hope as the resident "youngin" (and I'm still not that young...just as compared to you old farts..*snickers*) that I was adequately pithy....like, ya know?

[Mudboy Slim]

I was scair't one of y'all was gonna snake my 900, while I waited and prepped fer y'all at 888.

"We Want JUSTICE, That's Right!!"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonite?")

Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject FEAR!! Then you can join the Right!!

(spoken)
MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate has me playin' as MUD...Slick's MY FReepTarget.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance...
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit YER Slick's TOOLZ!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!

Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake FEAR...Won't YOU Please Do What's Right?!

Kingly FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

*swoons at Mud's feet* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ellllllllllllvvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiiiiis *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[conservativemusician]

Old farts?!?

I don't have a teenage daughter!

[cherry_bomb88]

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm not the resident Youngin! I DO have teenage daughters!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")

Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!

Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vince Foster's Death Condemns YOU!!

Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find Slick's groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death Condemns YOU!!

Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!

One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
TRUTH'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!

Mudboy Slim (22 November 2002)

[Happygal]

Mud...have you ever freeped the Boomtown Rats song, 'Rat Trap'?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I DO have teenage daughters!"

I turn 40 on June 9th and have an 8-year-old daughter and one of my favorite cousins in Kansas turns 40 on the 27th...and she just became a Grandma by her third-oldest child!!

The ExtendedSlimKlan reproduces at the drop of the hat...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

"I turn 40 on June 9th"

Remind me and we'll share birthday cake!!! I knew I liked you for a reason...Gemini's ROCK! I turn 36 on June 1 (same b-day as Marily Monroe) and my girls are 12 & 13 (going on 16 & 25...so they think!)

[Mudboy Slim]

No, but wasn't the BoomTown Rats' lead singer Bob Geldoff?! Someday, the RightWingWhackoRockers will come together with a LiveAID concert in support of Bringing William Jefferson Clinton to Justice!!

SITYS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

12 & 13...so yer just gettin' started with the infamous teenaged years...LOL!!

Good luck...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

I need alot more than luck! My older one also LOOKS like she's 18...lol....

Cherry & her little wild childs

[stand watie]

frankly, you give her too much credit. i know some folks who went to class with her-she is an emptyhead, who FEELS rather than THINKS!

can you say PROGRAMMED?

free dixie,sw

[sultan88]

Nope, ain't got a teenage daughter!

[sultan88]

Cute kids!!