Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

I thought this was cool:

Capriati Requests 'Bombs Over Baghdad' Before Tennis Match

"At Jennifer Capriati's request, the 1999 Outkast song "Bombs Over Baghdad'' was played on the stadium public-address system before her most recent match at the Nasdaq-100 Open."

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...little pot-smokin' teenager is growing up, ain't she?!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

Pot smoking or not, I *always* thought she was one cute young Lady.
Yes I sure did.

The most beautiful dark Italian hair & eyes I'd ever seen.

...& a *forehand* to kill for. {g}

[FBD]

CLOSE CALL:
British Royal Marine Eric Walderman from the 40 Commando dons Wednesday, March 26, 2003, the kevlar helmet which saved his life after it was hit by four bullets during a firefight in the southern Iraq port of Umm Qasr. (AP Photo/LA (Photo) Angie Pearce, pool)

Two F/A-18 Hornets take off for a strike against Iraq aboard the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier, early Wednesday, March 26, 2003. The Truman is conducting missions in the Mediterranean in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

A United States Air Force F16 Fighting Falcon prepares to take off from its base in Kuwait

President Bush left, gets briefed by Dan Morris, right, assistant director of intelligence at Joint Operations Center at CENTCOM--the Central Command -- at MacDill Air Force Base, Wednesday, March 26, 2003, in Tampa, Fla. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Iraqi citizens cheer and wave Wednesday March 26, 2003 after the arrival of Royal Marines, from 42 Commando, as they bring the first humanitarian aid to Umm Qasr, southern Iraq. The Marines entered the city on Monday and have been tasked to secure the port town so further aid can be delivered. (AP Photo/Jon Mills, Pool)

A U.S. Army combat engineer enjoys a cigarette as he relaxes between the cities of Najaf and Karbala as another sandstorm turns the daylight orange, March 26, 2003. As a second day of sandstorms buffeted U.S. armor pushing north across the Iraqi desert towards the capital, reports of the Iraqi death toll in late Tuesday's ferocious battle between U.S. tanks and Iraqi infantry near the Shi'ite Muslim holy city of Najaf ranged from scores to hundreds. REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach

A U.S. Marine from the 1st battalion smiles during a quick break on an Iraqi desert road, north of Nassiriya, March 26, 2003. The U.S. says large numbers of Iraqis were killed near Najaf in the biggest ground engagement of the war to date. REUTERS/Oleg Popov

Female Ordnanceman Stephanie Manfredonia from Bronx, N.Y. prepares to move JDAM bombs on the deck of the USS Theodore Roosevelt for air strikes over Iraq on Tuesday March 27,2003. The squadrons of the carrier group in the eastern Mediteranean have stepped up flight operations in support of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom.' (AP Photo/Richard Vogel)

Arresting gear officer Lloyd Mack from Pensacola, FL, watches as an F/A-18 Hornet make an arrested landing on the deck of the USS Theodore Roosevelt in the eastern Mediteranean, Thursday March 27,2003. The squadrons of the carrier group have stepped up flight strikes over northern Iraq. (AP Photo/Richard Vogel)

U.S. Marines with 3rd Battalion, 7th Marines, 1st Marine Division, take cover after coming upon a mortar attack during an orange sandstorm on a road south of Baghdad, Iraq on Wednesday, March 26, 2003. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

A U.S. Marine greets an Iraqi man as others surround him prior to the distribution of a shipment of humanitarian aid, in Safwan, Iraq on Wednesday, March 26, 2003. Three trailers of the Kuwait Red Crescent Society carrying food supplies and mineral water arrived at the border town.(AP Photo/Gustavo Ferrari)

A USAF F16 Fighting Falcon uses reheat to take off from its base in Kuwait March 26, 2003. (AP Photo/Russell Boyce , Pool Photo)

A general view of the mass movement of U.S. Marine Corps units heading north, some 150 km (90 miles) north of the town of Nassiriya, March 27, 2003. U.S. Marines fought bloody skirmishes as their surge north towards Baghdad came under sporadic Iraqi attack. U.S. artillery fired back, allowing the Marines to get through Shatra after a two-hour delay and reach Qal'at Sukkar, about 100 km (60 miles) north of Nassiriya. REUTERS/Oleg Popov

A U.S. soldier shakes hands with a curious Iraqi boy at the Iraq border with Kuwait as they both watch the arrival of one of the first shipments of water, Wednesday, March 26, 2003, to the port town of Umm Qasr, southern Iraq. (AP Photo/Wally Santana/Pool)

A ground assault convoy with 2nd Brigade of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault) prepares to move forward at an undisclosed location in Iraq Thursday, March 26, 2003. (AP Photo/pool, Spc. Joshua m. Risner)

US Army helicopter crew from the 101st Airborne Division prepares an Apache attack helicopter.(AFP/File/Romeo Gacad)

[Mudboy Slim]

She wuz a cutie...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

GREAT post, FBD...MUD

[FBD]

thanks Mud.

FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

Did'ja see my Uncle Dan in photo #4?!

LOL...MUD

[Landru]

"Did'ja see my Uncle Dan in photo #4?!"

Uncle *Dan*, huh.

Guess that'd make Daniel Webster, Daniel Boone, Dan(iel) Ackroyd & *me* your "Uncle" too, eh.
Geshhhh.

...quite a bloodline ya got there, son. {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...what can I say, I gotta lotta uncles...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Got Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...and there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Dem Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz Demboyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Whores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll FRy," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
D'A$$hole said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, yer Internet Algore did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these Democrats they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel MUDS' Wrath, You TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Left's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )8^D>~
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're 'bout done Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"CLINTON'S IN CHAINS...CHI-COM TRAITOR's TOAST!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear streams below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 7th of October 2000!! It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

[Landru]

OK...did ya hear *Karen* -- the balloon-tieing Liberal-Socialist -- on Rush today?
Good Lord he kept that fruitcake on the blower for 15 minutes which was IMO, at least 12 minutes longer than he should've.

This "Karen" whack job made the black gal who used to call (whose name slips my mind, damn!) & ramble on ad nauseum about the "Mother Ship," sound perfectly sane.

Still?
I cannot for the life of me understand why the guy hangs with these types as long as he does, sometimes.

...wished he'd give "good" conservatives half as much time.

[Mudboy Slim]

I wanna welcome mudcat to the Black threads...I've been pingin' "mudcat" thinking it might be VA Guv'nah Warner's SW Virginny supporter, but it's a case of mistaken ScreenName identity and the REAL mudcat has been FReepin' even longer than I...LOL!! Mudcat even showed me how to find my FReeper number (19,508...BTW...mudcat's FReeper number is triple digits!!)

"If you're using the latest version of Internet Explorer, go to any post you've made on FreeRepublic and put your mouse pointer over your name. Wait a couple of seconds, & wah-lah, you'll see the mailto html script come up. Your Freeper number is on the tail end of the text. If you're not using Internet Explorer, or are using an older version, then just do a LEFT click over your name in any Freeper post you've made. Then click on "Properties" and wah-lah, you can get your Freeper number that way. Your Freeper number is 19,508..."

Please accept my apologies, 'cat...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...wished he'd give "good" conservatives half as much time."

I understand yer point, but the DemonRATS are committing MassPoliticalSuicide with their comments lately, and El Rushbo's just lettin' 'em bleed the death of a thousand cuts!! Did you read that Peggy Noonan column above?! It's long and took me forever to format after receiving a chopped up version via email, but it is well worth the read. I know you retain a healthy cynicism that the DemonRAT Party will IMPLODE as I believe is INEVITABLE, but hasn't the RATS' Party-wide political tin ear over the last month or so provided evidence in support of my viewpoint?!

Lib'ralism is DEAD...and the DemonRATS are on LifeSupport...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash McAuliffe with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed my merry band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim

615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? The Right ain't got no balls?
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for President?
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom Shall Ring!!
We shan't believe LIES...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil...
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers gonna educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, Right's gonna find out just where you've been!!
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie...
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, you shall FRY!!

Mudboy Slim

620 posted on 09/24/2002 1:25 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Reelin' In The Years"
(As sung by Steely Dan)

Your ever lastin' summer, you can see it fadin' fast
So you grab a piece of somethin' that you think is gonna last.
Well, you wouldn't even know a diamond if you held it in your hand;
The things you think are precious I can't understand.

CHORUS:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine

You been tellin' me you're a genius since you were seventeen;
In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean...
The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned;
The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand.

CHORUS:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine

I've spent a lot of money and I spent a lot of time;
The trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind.
After all the things we've done and seen you find another man;
The things you think are useless I can't understand.

CHORUS
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine

FReegards...MUD

[Marysecretary]

Thanks, as always, MUD. Love you, Maryxxx

[Mudboy Slim]

"LawBreaker!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)