Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Let me know how you want it and I'll get it done."

Right now, just anything on CD...then, I'll overdub the lyrics with the equipment I've already got. At that point, I'll have a cassette that I can turn back into a CD fer multiple burnings which we'll send out to AM radio conservative talkshow hosts...the website's practically ready to ROCK...we just need some product, dude!!

Check yer FReepMail...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Human Shields and other UsefulIdiots!!"
"By Richard Botkin
3 March 2003 WorldNetDaily.com

"There are several photographs that will endure forever in the minds of people who lived through the Vietnam War time period. Whatever your beliefs about the justness of that conflict, whether your view was from Khe Sanh or Canada, whether you are right or left, most of us would recall many of the same pictures of that divisive time in our nation's history. Sure to make most people's short list is that one photo from July 1972 showing a young, smiling Jane Fonda perched in the gunner's seat of a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft piece. The implications were obvious. The gun was pointed skyward at mythical American airplanes and Ms. Fonda with her communist allies pictured were happy to shoot them down. Even as a young teen-ager this egregious treason offended me greatly.

"Years later, as a lieutenant of Marines, I was fortunate to attend the U.S. Navy's SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape) School in Southern California. Designed primarily for Navy and Marine Corps pilots and aircrews, SEALs and Marine reconnaissance personnel, the school, which was supervised by a number of former Vietnam P.O.W.s, attempted to capitalize on lessons learned in the harsh reality of the Hanoi Hilton. At the course's conclusion, the students had opportunity to query staff about life inside a real prison camp."

"Jane Fonda in North Vietnam"
I cannot recall who among the student warriors asked the inevitable, obligatory question: "What about Jane Fonda?" The answers are unprintable. Ms. Fonda may have been sincere in her opposition to America's involvement in that war, I do not know her heart. But I did learn that, during her visit to North Vietnam, several American prisoners were sincerely and severely tortured because of her actions."

Would-be present-day HanoiJanes best be prepared to PAY fer their TREASON with their souls...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Soddomized in SanFRan!!"

"After the half-hour line at Office Depot-apparently I wasn't the only one doing last-minute protest shopping-I get back to Alan, still snoring, "Alan!... Did you think of anything good?" He sits up and shakes his head. We sit on the couch, stare at the wall, and let the brainstorming begin. Ten minutes later, we have our first slogan: "Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything". I break open the fat black marker, and by the time Amil and Ensar show up, we have a healthy arsenal of four signs. They take one look at the signage and immediately give us our duly earned high-fives. After we find the bulging crowd of activists overrunning Market street, we try to assimilate, signs facing down. I let out a nervous laugh as the excitement grows. We integrate into the throng of activists, and in unison we raise our signs. I notice a sign in front of me: "My Cocker Spaniel is Smarter Than George Bush!" I hear a man behind us, "What the hell is THAT? Hey you!" I turn around and follow the aging hippy's eyes to my sign. This was Alan's genius-a cartoon of a burqa-clad Muslim woman tied to a pole with a leash. The caption: "Protect Islamic Property Rights From Western Imperialism! SAY NO TO WAR." "Hey as*hole!" he yells. We grin as his voice is drowned out by a teenage girl screaming into her megaphone: "1 - 2 - 3 - 4! WE DON'T WANT YOUR RACIST WAR!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 12/13/2002 3:26 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Congratulations on Being one of FReeper's Finest!!

"I was standing beside Jimmy Valentine’s brother when a whole bunch of ragtag leftists turned toward us and surged toward a U.S. Park Police line on September 28, 2001, near the Navy Memorial. (OK, actually, I was pretty much hiding behind him at that point.) JVB grew rigid, puffed out his chest, narrowed his eyes, and just beamed this look of intimidation at them while remaining perfectly still, except to calmly say to me out of the corner of his mouth: "They talk tough but they’re chicken." The unwashed gaggle of leftists receded under his gaze. He’s cool under pressure, and he has big broad shoulders, and my boyfriend will deny it, but he was standing next to JVb for security that day. too! (Hee hee. Boy, am I in trouble here.)"

Deservedly so...MUD

BTW...apparently there IS a Jimmy Valentine...wonder if we can git him to post to the Black thread?!

[FreeTheHostages]

:) Yup, apparently there IS. Or at least a Freepname!! That story about me hiding behind him is TOTALLY true, and Mudboy it's revealing.

Next time anyone says ANSWER's stand behind the war is principled, consider that ANSWER as at the 9/28/2001 anti-war march against the war in Afghanistan!!! They opposed THAT. Believe me, it was a rough crowd that day that came out after THAT war. I still shudder to think of it. So I really really did hide behind JVb.

[FreeTheHostages]

SO, are you still running high from the Richmond rally? That must have been great.

[Mudboy Slim]

"SO, are you still running high from the Richmond rally?"

Actually, I've purty much been in the same mode since 9/11/01, but Richmond's on a ROLL this week...LOL!!

"That must have been great."

It really was and I can foresee the JeffBeck/ClearChannel FReedomTrain's inevitable stop in DeeCee will be a high point fer DeeCeeFReepers and the Beck folks alike!!

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

http://www.foxnews.com

check it out, Mud. looks like there's going to be a party!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer posting this...I'd heard about this Lefty education rapsheet on talkradio, but this is the first I've seen it in print. You can tell these DemonRAT HollyWeirdos ain't the sharpest knives in the drawer by simply listening to their inability to speak contemporaneously without resorting to cliche'd jargon, but this list helps explain why they belive the unbelievable and defend the indefensible!! In a nutshell, RATS're DOLTS!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...this is the response I was in the process of sending to yer "Who's Smarter...Right or Left?!" thread before it disappeared? Any idea what the problem was...it seemed very factual to me and I would appreciate it if you'd post it here so I can compile those educational resumes. I'm the first to agree that FormalEducation DOES NOT EQUAL Intelligence and/or Wisdom, but it is instructive to know how little Intellectual Curiosity these Anti-American Leftists displayed in their younger years.

[Mudboy Slim]

President Bush, rallying the troops at Central Command headquarters in Tampa, Fla., warned of a tough fight ahead as allied ground forces approach Baghdad, saying they'll face the "most desperate elements" of a "doomed regime."

"We will prevail," the president vowed.

"The world has witnessed the skill and honor and resolve of our military in the course of battle. I can assure you there will be a day of reckoning for Iraq, and that day is drawing near."

Roll TROOPS Roll...MUD

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET

...At the OSCARS Sunday...

...was our 'GOD BLESS AMERICA' Rally...

...for all the Stars to see...

...our supporting our Heroic U.S. 7th Cavalry...

...despite HILLARY.


See Photos...

http://www.tripflicks.com/pro/


Signed:..ALOHA RONNIE Guyer / Yellow Jacket Vet-U.S. 7th Cavalry in Vietnam 1965-66 http://www.LZXRAY.com

NEVER FORGET

[FBD]

Hey Mud,

Got yer email...copy that, done did, deleted.

Freegards

[Mudboy Slim]

FReepers are EVERYWHERE!!! Great stuff...regarding photo DSCF3544.jpg, I recognize diotima, but it'd be great if someone knew how to post that jpg and give some of US east-coasters some screen names to go with the faces!!

God Bless OUR Troops...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Kewl...MUD

[goldilucky]

Never say never, my friend, for that time will surely come. It is no nonsense for me to inform of such things. It is up to the Americans to prepare themselves spiritually for these wars are spiritual battles between good and evil. To deny that these events will never take place in America is to deny that evil doesn't exist at all.

[goldilucky]

Revoking their tenureship won't do anything. These professors should be thrown in prison for sedition against the U.S. The First Amendment does not protect seditious speech against our troops or the U.S. It is part of every state legislative law that public teachers (whether elementary level or college)cannot be card carrying communist members and/or advocating the overthrow of the state and U.S.

[Mudboy Slim]

Check Out Beetle Bailey...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...goldi, I'm not saying THAT TIME will never come, I'm just sayin' the HildaBeast will never EVER become POTUS!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughter(s), gently sleep...
Fer yer future(s) Daddy(Right does) FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!


3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Left's NO MATCH fer a Righteous Man with a Righteous Plan!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Righteous Storm a Sign FRom God!!"

"BAGHDAD, March 25 -- The wind's howl buffeted Imad Mohammed's window today, suffocating the peal of bombs from Baghdad's outskirts. Across the sky, the black haze of burning oil trenches mixed with desert sand from a savage storm to wrap the city in an otherworldly glow. Paper, bags and cardboard were blown across the street. Traffic lights and palm trees swayed. A soldier hunkered near the Tigris River, a black scarf draped over his head like a veil. To Mohammed, the relentless sandstorm was foreboding, a portent of divine will. "The storm is from God," he said, looking out his trembling window. "Until the aggression started, never in my life did I see a storm like this. We all believe in God, we all have faith in God. And God is setting obstacles against the Americans."

NEWSFLASH, Imad, God's giving you ONE LAST CHANCE to surrender yer arms and become a FReeMan...MUD

BTW...Imad, clock's tickin'......