Posted on 03/18/2003 9:06:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")
Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!
Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!
Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away
Mudboy Slim
Tell me about it.
*Stinks* like the dickens, too.
OK *dude* then you tell me what that crap "is" in the corners of her mouth if it ain't "Monica Tracks."
"GROW UP!!"
BWWWWWAHAAAAA!!
Hell, Mud.
...weren't we just alking about being forever young? :o)
From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!
So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.
Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...
From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That CrookedRAT!!
1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
LOL...MUD
Awwww, ain't that a bitch.
Well don't forget to take your sunscreen *&* Speedo, *dude*.
Oh yea, & remember to take pictures.
...don't forget the pics. {g}
The Sultan 13 Points
FBD 12 Points
Mudboy Slim 0 Points
I never was a Lib'ral. I just didn't pay much attention during the 40 years in which many Liberals became Lib'rals. After 911 I found it much harder to sleep through it all.
I'm not sure I've changed much. I've just moved a hell of a lot faster in the direction I was already headed. :)
Landru--incorrigible? NAA-can't be--HA!!!
I realize y'all couldn't care less why I'm not shocked by this showing; so, I'll spare you my editorial & just cut to the quick by consecrating these standings.
Dominea-Dominea-Dominea.
There, it's *official*.
...Mud's securely entrenched, in last place. :o)
Yankhater - 26
lurker (1) - 25
The Sultan - 24
FBD - 23
j_motta - 22
lurker (2) - 22
dakine - 21
Mudboy Slim - 0
In fairness to contestant Slim, he ignored the requirement to register his team with the league so none of his picks are being counted by Yahoo.
Welcome to Mud's Shi* List, Yahoo! LOL
No one's bigger than the rules; &, those *are* the rules.
Unless?
...Mud features himself a Napolean the pig character.
Busy busy...MUD
Call the MUDphone and lemme know...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Story of my life, Sultan...see ya this afternoon!!
FReegards...MUD
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