Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

"Smegma is gross, dude..."

Tell me about it.
*Stinks* like the dickens, too.
OK *dude* then you tell me what that crap "is" in the corners of her mouth if it ain't "Monica Tracks."

"GROW UP!!"

BWWWWWAHAAAAA!!
Hell, Mud.

...weren't we just alking about being forever young? :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Billie the Kid!!"
(To be sung to Billy Joel's "Billy the Kid")

From a town known as Little Rock in the Ozarks,
Strode a boy with ambition without end.
His ruthless political climb made him a legend in his mind,
But his Quest fer Power required cash to spend!

So, he swindled a bank with Jim McDougald,
With his partner's young wife into bed he slid!
His prestige and his lies took that Hick State by surprise,
The word spread fast 'bout Billy the Kid!
Well, he never followed their rules, 'cuz the White House was his goal,
And he soon put many finer pols to shame.
But Slick never had a conscience, and he never had a soul,
Still the Lib'rals and the Medyuh hailed his name!
Secured illegal funds from Unions and Red China,
But Ken Starr could not seem to track him down,
And Bill served his masters well, 'cuz the Left they're dumb as Hell,
'Specially when Billy the Kid came aroun'.

Well, one fine day those FReepers ensnared Billy,
America said, "String him up for what he did!!"
And the voters and their kids, finally started tuning in,
To watch the Re-Impeachment of Billy the Kid!
Well, he never thought they'd catch him, Slick's Arrogance let him down,
Eventually, even DemonRATS cursed his name!
Though he never cared for Freedom, Clinton finally found a home,
Within a Federal Prison, Slick bears his shame...

From a town somewhere in mid-America,
Watched a child aspiring to understand,
And Slick's Politics of Slime proved an example for his time,
As History Scorned That CrookedRAT!!

1 Posted on 08/16/1999 19:33:28 PDT by Mudboy Slim

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Gotta get down to VA Beach, y'all...Behave YERSELVES!!

LOL...MUD

[Landru]

"Gotta get down to VA Beach, y'all..."

Awwww, ain't that a bitch.
Well don't forget to take your sunscreen *&* Speedo, *dude*.

Oh yea, & remember to take pictures.

...don't forget the pics. {g}

[stand watie]

!!!!!!

[sultan88]

Standings after day 1 of Tournament Pick 'ems:

The Sultan 13 Points
FBD 12 Points
Mudboy Slim 0 Points

[liberallarry]

A Lib'ral is basically someone who thinks America is the source of all the evil in the world.

I never was a Lib'ral. I just didn't pay much attention during the 40 years in which many Liberals became Lib'rals. After 911 I found it much harder to sleep through it all.

I'm not sure I've changed much. I've just moved a hell of a lot faster in the direction I was already headed. :)

[FBD]

Check yer e-mail Sultan. Don't divulge this info out in public forum. Private email I got from a source "in the know", RE: Some bad news for a certain NCAA team...

[FBD]

Muds headed to the beach?
looking for blue diamonds this time of year? ;^)

See ya Mud, I imagine yer lookin fer some protestors?
Careful, they are gettin' wacky, er...wackier.

[scholar]

Landru was/is "incorrigible"?

Landru--incorrigible? NAA-can't be--HA!!!

[Landru]

"Standings after day 1 of Tournament Pick 'ems:
The Sultan 13 Points
FBD 12 Points
Mudboy Slim 0 Points"

I realize y'all couldn't care less why I'm not shocked by this showing; so, I'll spare you my editorial & just cut to the quick by consecrating these standings.

Dominea-Dominea-Dominea.

There, it's *official*.

...Mud's securely entrenched, in last place. :o)

[sultan88]

Standings after day 2:

Yankhater - 26
lurker (1) - 25
The Sultan - 24
FBD - 23
j_motta - 22
lurker (2) - 22
dakine - 21
Mudboy Slim - 0

In fairness to contestant Slim, he ignored the requirement to register his team with the league so none of his picks are being counted by Yahoo.

[jla]

In fairness to contestant Slim, he ignored the requirement to register his team with the league so none of his picks are being counted by Yahoo.

Welcome to Mud's Shi* List, Yahoo! LOL

[jla]

BTW...What's this fairness to Mud slant?
He blatantly ignored the requirment spelled out in the rules.

[sultan88]

(But SOME people are BIGGER than the rules, doncha know.)

[Landru]

"(But SOME people are BIGGER than the rules, doncha know.)"

No one's bigger than the rules; &, those *are* the rules.

Unless?

...Mud features himself a Napolean the pig character.

[Mudboy Slim]

No, I'm SnowBall...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Pictures taken...more to come after this afternoon's Richmond's "Rally FER America!!" starting at 1:00 PM and lasting 'til around 3 PM EST at the Innsbrook Pavilion, in Scenic Henrico County just west of Richmond!!

Busy busy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dude, you swingin' by the Cave on the way to the Rally?!

Call the MUDphone and lemme know...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you missed it by thaaaaat much!"

Story of my life, Sultan...see ya this afternoon!!

FReegards...MUD