Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

I was sooooooooo inspired tonight....I had to FReep one more, knowing I wouldn't be able to all week with my week from hell upon me!

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Liberals
(sung to the tune of Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys, by the outlaw, Waylon Jennings)

Liberals ain’t easy to take and they’re easier to doubt
They’d rather give you a line than reality or a phrase with clout.
Liberal rhetoric and old tired lines,
And each day begins a new lie
If you don’t tolerate him, an’ he don’t get to ya’
He’ll probably just cry

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals.
Don’t let ‘em pork budgets or thin out our troops.
Let ‘em be Freepers and Conservatives and such.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
‘Cos they’ll never make sense and they’re always on the fence.
Cow tailing to the latest polls

Liberals like smokey old UN Rooms and tree hugging mornings
Little pet causes and interns and girls of the night
Them that don’t know him won’t like him and them that do
Always won’t know if he’s lying
He’s wrong, he’s a liberal but his pride won’t let him,
Do things to make you think he’s right

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
Don’t let ‘em pork the budget or open their mouths
Let ‘em be Freepers and conservatives and such
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
‘Cos they’ll never make sense and they’re always on the fence
Cow tailing to the latest polls

*curtsies* how was that ole 'dru?????

Old 88, that one was a bit harder to do....Mud, I'm sneaking up on you!

[Happygal]

OOOOOOOO-EEEERRR!!!! RED OR DEAD! Racy, eh?:-)

OK, I'm hooked (~line and sinker~)

[Landru]

"*curtsies* how was that ole 'dru?????"

Oh yes, Darlin'...it's *very* good!! :^)

~snip~

Mud?
Remember the CDs I'd sent'cha, wayyyyy back?
Hope you remembered the words to *this* song;

"Who are the children who scheme & run wild?
Who speak with their wings and the way that they smile.
What are the secrets they trace in the sky?
And why do you tremble each time they ride by?

Throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll!
The answer they reveal -- life is unreal.

Who are these strangers who pass through the door?
Who cover your *action* and go you one more.
IF you're feeling lucky, you best not refuse.
It's your game the rules are your own, win or lose.

Throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll!
The answer they reveal -- life is unreal."
---------

Ya got company, son.

...Gemini company. :o)

[sultan88]

"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Liberals"

Now THAT is good!! Hopefully Mud will re-post his version so we can evaluate the both of them side by side. Anyway, great job, 88!!

[sultan88]

"Sultan...You going to be able to go up to DC this Sat.?"

Can't make it as I will be attending an all day seminar Saturday, which I have already paid for.

[Mudboy Slim]

"IF yer feelin' lucky, you best not refuse.
It's yer game the rules are yer own, win or lose!!"

I feel lucky...do YOU feel lucky?!!

Mornin', y'all...MUD

BTW...MTB ROCKS!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

The next one...you shall be there, imho...mud

[Mudboy Slim]

I ain't never done a version of that one, but I shall...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Liberals
(sung to the tune of Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys, by the outlaw, Waylon Jennings)

Liberals ain’t easy to take and they’re easier to doubt
They’d rather give you a line than reality or a phrase with clout.
Liberal rhetoric and old tired lines,
And each day begins a new lie
If you don’t tolerate him, an’ he don’t get to ya’
He’ll probably just cry

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals.
Don’t let ‘em pork budgets or thin out our troops.
Let ‘em be Freepers and Conservatives and such.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
‘Cos they’ll never make sense and they’re always on the fence.
Cow tailing to the latest polls

Liberals like smokey old UN Rooms and tree hugging mornings
Little pet causes and interns and girls of the night
Them that don’t know him won’t like him and them that do
Always won’t know if he’s lying
He’s wrong, he’s a liberal but his pride won’t let him,
Do things to make you think he’s right

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
Don’t let ‘em pork the budget or open their mouths
Let ‘em be Freepers and conservatives and such
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be liberals
‘Cos they’ll never make sense and they’re always on the fence
Cow tailing to the latest polls

AWESOME WORK, mi hermana...MUD

[sultan88]

"I ain't never done a version of that one, but I shall...MUD"

If ya want, I can track it down for ya. It's in one of the early Black threads.

[Mudboy Slim]

"OOOOOOOO-EEEERRR!!!! RED OR DEAD! Racy, eh?:-)"

I'll take NASCAR Racing fer 499, Alex...the A.N.S.W.E.R. is Number8Number8Number8Number8!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Nawww, I think I only talked about doin' it but I ain't never done it yet...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey CB, can ya sing?!

[cherry_bomb88]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Only if you want to hear all the dogs in the neighborhood howling.

I save my singing for the shower or when I'm in the car alone with the radio up REAL loud. I suspect some voice training would help...the keys are there, just not sure how to hit them ;o)...all my talents are in the words, baby!

[Landru]

As you can see, in your absence?
WE TORE THE PLACE APART!!!!

...*kids*. :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

Ya got company, son.
...Gemini company. :o)

*blushes* awww, don't put me on the same pedestal with Mud, mine's slightly lower right now!....BUT...I'll get there! Mud's great inspiration.

Many a Gemini was a genius or famous ;o) We are a rare breed and very versatile!

[cherry_bomb88]

Now THAT is good!! Hopefully Mud will re-post his version so we can evaluate the both of them side by side. Anyway, great job, 88!!

*curtsies again* I welcome the competition....nothing like good competition!!!

[conservativemusician]

Nice work on Kharma.

[conservativemusician]

Hey, get a song in before you start stretching!

[conservativemusician]

You ain't looking to abdicate yer singin' responsibilities, are ya?