Black XVIII: "W's Promise!!"

MudCave ^ | 18 March 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists' Cow!!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUD's House,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!

SlixMYbitch...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...I like the Skins' off-season moves this year...hated to lose Darryl Gardener, but our offense is going to be MUCH-improved, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn-Dawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...

Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocence in Kosovo!!
Left feels, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But each politician bleeds your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim

Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't believe a word you hear. It was not suicide. It couldn't have been.''"
-Assistant Attorney General Webster Hubbell, 7/20/93, on White House counsel Vincent Foster's death, cited in Esquire, 11/93.

Webb knows where the bodies are buried...LET'S GIT HIM!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...DNA Tests shall prove that Webb's Chelsea's Daddy!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"the hug from perky Katie was it for me..."

PerkyKatie's a BRUUUUUCE GRooopie, not vice versa...did Springsteen pinch Katie's butt?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"BUMP!!!! Exhume and autopsy Ron Brown's body. Find a bullet or an exit wound in his head (should still be there even after 6 years if he was shot ... and the experts currently think he might have been) and you have incontrovertable proof of a murder (actually a mass murder) and a coverup at the highest levels of government. You have military people who deliberately aided the coverup and lied to the public about the nature of the wound and the opinions of their staff experts. Put THEM in front of a tribunal. You have a direct link to Clinton via sworn testimony as to motive. You have DOZENS of people that are vulnerable to long jail sentences ... not for murder ... but for covering up a murder. Those people under pressure may lead to the actual murderers and those who planned it. And there is no spinning this. The media won't even try because THEY can be implicated in the coverup too (starting with BET). Pursue this one case and you will open the doors on consideration of all the other crimes committed by the Clintons and DNC the last 8 years. FOCUS!

283 posted on 11/20/2001 6:19 PM EST by BeAChooser

Whazzup, BAC?!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Here is my philosphy of life:

What is Life

To experience joy, even sorrow
knowing that, perhaps tomorrow
you'll jave another chance to share
another chance for someone to care

To smile at a stranger and
converse with friends
to say hello, to say good-bye
and nod to passers-by

To meet with souls
not unlike your own
to welcome loved ones
into your home

To whisper sweetness
in your lover's ear
and share the joy
of one so dear

To see the joy in a child's face
after he has won a race
to see the sun behind a cloud
that's what life is all about

There is much more I could say
but, let that suffice for today
remember this above all else
only you can improve yourself

Copyright(c) By John J. Lindsay 1999. All Rights Reserved

September 1, 1981

295 posted on 11/20/2001 11:06 PM EST by poet

[Mudboy Slim]

""I am the American Sailor!!"

"Hear my voice, America! Though I speak through the mist of 200 years, my shout for freedom will echo through liberty's halls for many centuries to come. Hear me speak, for my words are of truth and justice, and the rights of man. For those ideals I have spilled my blood upon the world's troubled waters. Listen well, for my time is eternal - yours is but a moment. I am the spirit of heroes past and future. I am the American Sailor. I was born upon the icy shores at Plymouth, rocked upon the waves of the Atlantic, and nursed in the wilderness of Virginia. I cut my teeth on New England codfish, and I was clothed in southern cotton. I built muscle at the halyards of New Bedford whalers, and I gained my sea legs high atop mizzen of Yankee clipper ships. Yes, I am the American Sailor, one of the greatest seamen the world has ever known. The sea is my home and my words are tempered by the sound of paddle wheels on the Mississippi and the song of whales off Greenland's barren shore. My eyes have grown dim from the glare of sunshine on blue water, and my heart is full of star-strewn nights under the Southern Cross."

"My hands are raw from winter storms while sailing down round the Horn, and they are blistered from the heat of cannon broadside while defending our nation. I am the American Sailor, and I have seen the sunset of a thousand distant, lonely lands. I am the American Sailor. It was I who stood tall beside John Paul Jones as he shouted, "I have not yet begun to fight!" I fought upon the Lake Erie with Perry, and I rode with Stephen Decatur into Tripoli harbor to burn Philadelphia. I met Guerriere aboard Constitution, and I was lashed to the mast with Admiral Farragut at Mobile Bay. I have heard the clang of Confederate shot against the sides of Monitor. I have suffered the cold with Peary at the North Pole, and I responded when Dewey said, "You may fire when ready Gridley," at Manila Bay. It was I who transported supplies through submarine infested waters when our soldier's were called "over there." I was there as Admiral Byrd crossed the South Pole. It was I who went down with the Arizona at Pearl Harbor, who supported our troops at Inchon, and patrolled dark deadly waters of the Mekong Delta.

"I am the American Sailor and I wear many faces. I am a pilot soaring across God's blue canopy and I am a Seabee atop a dusty bulldozer in the South Pacific. I am a corpsman nursing the wounded in the jungle, and I am a torpedoman in the Nautilus deep beneath the North Pole. I am hard and I am strong. But it was my eyes that filled with tears when my brother went down with the Thresher, and it was my heart that rejoiced when Commander Shepherd rocketed into orbit above the earth. It was I who languished in a Viet Cong prison camp, and it was I who walked upon the moon. It was I who saved the Stark and the Samuel B. Roberts in the mine infested waters of the Persian Gulf. It was I who pulled my brothers from the smoke filled compartments of the Bonefish and wept when my shipmates died on the Iowa and White Plains. When called again, I was there, on the tip of the spear for Operations Desert Shield and Desert Storm.

"I am the American Sailor. I am woman, I am man, I am white and black, yellow, red and brown. I am Jew, Muslim, Christian and Buddhist. I am Irish, Filipino, African, French, Chinese, and Indian. And my standard is the outstretched hand of Liberty. Today, I serve around the world, on land, in air, on and under the sea. I serve proudly, at peace once again, but with the fervent prayer that I need not be called again. Tell your children of me. Tell them of my sacrifice, and how my spirit soars above their country. I have spread the mantle of my nation over the ocean and I will guard her forever. I am her heritage and yours."

I AM THE AMERICAN SAILOR
Author unknown.

I am the American Sailor's son...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...if Pres Bush and the entire Repub Party let it be known they back him, he may carry it out. I believe the same about Rudy or anyone else who's in the position."

Perhaps Ashcroft could pull it off, but seeing how he sat back and allowed a dead man steal a crucial GOP Senate seat last November, I have my doubts he's got the thick skin and stiff backbone to withstand the Leftist Furor that will result from anyone daring to insist that the Law be followed vis a vis the Clinton Criminal Whore'd. Nothing against Ashcroft, but I just don't think he's the right man fer the job.

"The Dems have crucified anyone who spoke out against the Clintons--time to accuse the Dems, too, of obstructing justice, and scare the hell out of them. FNC could help, and if the other newsies (if they can be called that) would have to join in, if they want any audience at all."

Fox News Channel definitely has a role to play; however, I sincerely believe that this Jihad Fer Justice will be led by Alternative Media sources, specifically Talk Radio and the Internet, including FreeRepublic.com!! That's what ticks me off so much about these RINO Weenie Posters who feebly argue, "Let's Move On!!" Gimme a break, wimps...if you can't make a Stand Fer Justice with regards to the Felon/Rapist/Murderer/Traitor/Tyrant Clinton and his Henchmen, go take a Powder and let the Men do what needs to be done!! SHEEESH...Clinton's Corruption was delivered to the Right on a Golden Platter and begs to be used to Take Our Country Back!!!...and we've got a bunch of pansies whinin', "No No No...we'll never win!!" Gimme a friggin' break!!

Sun Tzu said in "The Art of War,": When your Enemy Chooses to Defend Indefensible Terrain, YOU MUST ENGAGE THE ENEMY!!

Clinton's Crimes are INDEFENSIBLE...and WE SHALL ENGAGE THE ENEMY and the Left Shall Be Mortally Wounded in the Battle!!

"If I had a choice of one to send to the pokey, it would be that louse, McAuliffe, as he is as dirty as it gets, and willing to do whatever necessary."

Yep...that's where we need to start the process of INDICTING Clinton Cronies!! The Ignorant Left couldn't pick out McAuliffe in a line-up if their lives depended on it so thay won't get exercised about the DoJ Indicting the Dirty Li'l Pr!(k, and during the Discovery Stage, we'll find out everything necessary to take down Der SchleekMeister because McAuliffe and Clinton were ButtBuddy CrimeCommitters since then mid-90's!! We tell everyone we're just going after a dirty DNC Chairman and before it's all said and done, William Jefferson Clinton is dying lonesomely in a cold damp Prison Cell, without a lick of respect from a single individual on this Planet!!

CAN'T YOU JUST TASTE IT?!!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

411 posted on 11/27/2001 10:13 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Liz]

...DNA Tests shall prove that Webb's Chelsea's Daddy!!.......

Now that you mention it, there is a decided resemblance.

[Mudboy Slim]

Heck, they're peas from a pod...you don't actually believe Bill Clinton is Chelsea's father, do you?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

White I: "Surrender and America Shall Set You FRee!!"

The Liberation of Iraq is Imminent...it is imperative that the Iraqi folks who wish to be LIBERATED demonstrate to their American LIBERATORS that they are not supportive of Soddom'sInsane's TYRANNY by waving white flags with their hands in the air. White flags will display to All the World that the Iraqi People realize that America is NOT Conquering them, just FReeing them from Oppression!!

We must INFORM the Iraqi people by whatever means necessary, "We are from America, we are here to HELP!!"

When American troops move into Iraq, the Iraqi People will celebrate their Liberation by waving WHITE FLAGS of Peace!! Spread the word...MUD

1 posted on 03/10/2003 5:44 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

FRee Iraq...NOW!!!

[Liz]

If Hitlery was preganant it had to be an immaculate conception.

As Bill once said (meaning Hitlery), " I never had sex with that woman."

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...yeah, I cannot even imagine copulatin' with the HildaBeast!!

"Right's 'Bout HONOR!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Life Uncommon")

Don't worry Gran'ma...we'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
And it'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom!!!
No Longer Bend Right's Strength fer that which We Wish to be FRee FRom!!
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And ALL shall learn...the Right's 'bout HONOR!!

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's "hearts" whine out!!
Right is tired...yes, We're weary, but We Aren't Worn Out!!!!
Set down your chains...'til only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your Strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build...a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who Pray fer Peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Left's Programs Enslave and Numb!!
Yet, the Heavens will hush themselves to hear...
Our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom... Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are Armed with Faith...
To Live...We SHALL Give...Justice!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our Strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And Right Shall Prove That Truth's Worth Honorin'!!

Mudboy Slim

52 posted on 11/16/2001 4:15 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Let there be ROCK!!!!

"NewAge Wasteland" (or "INDICT Slick Willie!!)
(To be sung to The Who's "Baba O'Reilly")

(BigMan workin' his Les Paul...MUD ticklin' the Ivories...Mongo working the Entwhistle riffs...
and introducing "JH2...as Keith Moon, the half-crazed DrummerBoy!!")

For Clinton, they kneeled...
Left's blindness revealed...
Press won't attack because Slick's Lib'ral!!
We ain't 'fraid to FIGHT...
To prove we're Right...
Treas'nous crimes shan't be forgiven!!
(No no no no no-oh!!)

Uprise...
Libs're Chi-Com spies!!
We don't need Left's New Age wasteland!!

FReepers, make a stand!!
We'll spread the TRUTH 'cross land...
DETHRONE the Liar...Right must become much bolder!!
Left's exits' oh so near...
Vile Lib'rals quake with fear...
Send Slick to Prison, before Left gets yet Bolder!!

New Age Wasteland...
It's just a Lib'ral Wasteland!!
Med'yuh's faithless, my FRiends,
Can't you taste it?!!
Left's bein' Limbaughsted!!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim and the RadicalRightWingWhackos

5 Posted on 11/10/2000 10:58:10 PST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Will Wahoos Git LUCKY...End PostSeason Loss Streak at 13 Tonite!!"

"CHARLOTTESVILLE - The University of Virginia men's basketball team has lost 13 straight postseason games, a streak that dates to 1995 and includes two defeats in the National Invitation Tournament. U.Va. (15-15) can end that skid by beating Brown (17-11) in an NIT first-round game tomorrow night at University Hall. If the Cavaliers do so, they would play Boston University or St. John's in the second round next Monday or Tuesday at a site to be determined."

Go Wahoos!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Sky Above and Ol' MUD Below"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were Democrats by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll FRY," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's Laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these DemocRATS they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Yers Truly...Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton RESIGNS...DemonRATS Implode!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots at the Innsbrook Pavilion in Richmond, VA on the 23rd day of March 2003 (1-3 PM EST)!! It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

Where were you?!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

[sultan88]

You are playing by different rules than me. We are supposed to pick one of the #1 teams, one of the #2, one of the #3 etc all the way down to one of the the #16's. At least according to the rules set up by the "man with no saddle". (I like that!)

Looks like you listed your picks for the Sweet 16. (Although I like your way better.)

[sultan88]

"I'm signed up and have Oklahoma beatin' Kansas 88-85 fer the National Championship!!"

Well, if'n you signed up yer in the WRONG league. Me an' FBD don't see ya. Private League ID: 17075 Password: 12345

Be there or be nowhere!

[Mudboy Slim]

Sultan's right...everyone gets ONE #1 seed, ONE #2 seed, etc.

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim"

Once upon a time, there was a Magical Kingdom, wherein a God-fearin', industrious People flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good People were empowered by their Trust in a Guv'ment of Constitutionally-limited Powers, the inherent Goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Sheeples--longing fer FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill.

Until one day, a devious cabal of Power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these fine People in the Shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the Power of these Despoilers of FReedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the Despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, LeftWing Conspiracy and the sinister Tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the Defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong Leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie...a charlatan without a Soul, devoid of Character, and driven only by a shameless Lust Fer Power (and fer Harlots to whom he was not Betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his treasonous crimes, as the self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant Sheeple, for by empowering their subjects, the Lib'rals tenuous claim on Power was undercut. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba the Cruel--sought to further the Enslavement of the once-strong People by not-so-secretly colluding with the Despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence upon the Omnipotent Diety of Government. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushdie--arose from amongst the Masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be!! An heir to the Optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushdie inspired Millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the EVIL BillzaBubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely without harmony...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--[and his raucus band of CelebrityJudges] joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie!! This Dashingly-Brash Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the Wisdom of the Maja Rushie, vocalizing many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and BillzaBubba and his Lib'ral Apologists to be Vanquished from Power...FOREVERMORE!!!!

Thus, there dawned a great new libertarian era of ever-shrinking Governmental Authority and ever-growing Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages,

"The Ballads Of Mudboy Slim"