[Mother Abigail]

The seeker came to the master and asked: "What must I do to be enlightened teacher?"

The master responded: "Have you eaten you supper?"

The seeker nodded: "Yes"

And the good master said: "Go do the dishes"

The seeker obediently went and did the dishes, whereupon he became enlightened....

[CathyRyan]

ROFL The first thing I have had a laugh about since this mess started. Thank You! :)

[cricket]

[The seeker came to the master and asked: "What must I do to be enlightened teacher?" The master responded: "Have you eaten you supper?" The seeker nodded: "Yes" And the good master said: "Go do the dishes" The seeker obediently went and did the dishes, whereupon he became enlightened....]

An enlightened levity bump. . .and Wisdom, well worth repeating here. . .Thanks MA :^)