[GulliverSwift]

Fine. I say we get together and roll him down a flight of stairs. We'll even give him a cup cake afterward.

[Michael.SF.]

I say we get together and roll him down a flight of stairs.

With his weight we would have to pay for the damage to the staircase. How about an elevator shaft? Three stories should suffice. Probably not lethal, but the resulting 3 month hospital stay should give him some time to think.