***France Says If Iraq Uses WMD Their Policy Will Change***

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[The Wizard]

just announced

[JeeperFreeper]

The "Frog crawfishing" has begun. (Sorry, couldn't resist the phrase.) :)

[AngryJawa]

Pussoirs...pure and simple.

[Wphile]

Screw the French. Nobody likes someone who shows up late to a party and then tries to take credit for organizing it. You had your day. You chose unwisely.

France is is bed with Sadaam Hussein.

[DB]

France is going into cover their ass mode. After all they told us Iraq doesn't have WMD. If Saddam uses them, it puts the lie to what the French have been telling the world. By "fighting with us" they find their way back to the right side of history.

Too late France. You chose. You also supplied Saddam with WMD. You are about to be exposed as the back stabbers you are.

[steveegg]

To what? Will they join in with their arsenal, and against whom?

[krodriguesdc]

if you believe this you believe anything...

[demlosers]

The Cheese Monkeys should stick a cork in it.

[Diogenesis]

[HamiltonJay]

Well weasels are setting up their ability to "save face" and look like saviors.... damn frogs...

Letting the nations that produced Napoleon, Hitler and Stalin dictate to the world how to handle Saddam is comical.

[smith288]

my policy is if they ain't there when it starts, they don't need showing up later

My policy is similar:

If France was too chicken-$h!t to join us in the first place, then they will be on the sidelines with no gains from our work regardless.

[slimer]

So why do they think we want to take an accordeon deer hunting?

To warn the deer that we are hunting for them by waving their arms and making a bunch of noise?

[SquirrelKing]

"...Their Policy Will Change"

They will suddenly adopt a "knees-bent running around advancing bahavior"?

[section9]

***France Says If Iraq Uses WMD Their Policy Will Change***

Oh, gee, thanks Jacques!

See, the Frog knows that Hussein is nutty enough to actually use the damn things. This gives them the opening to jump on the train after it has left the station and protect some of their winnings on the groud in Iraq.

"Rick, I am shocked! Shocked to find that you have gambling in this establishment!"

"Your winnings, sir...."

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Lee'sGhost]

Yes, their policy will change. Not only will they pee pee in their pants, they will poo poo too.

[birdwoman]

It wasn't official, but it was on camera. CNN just re-ran it as a CNN Exclusive.

[pbear8]

They will personally wet themselves.

[truthkeeper]

Some people don't know when to quit.

[Psycho_Runner]

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake
and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what
you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you
have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony
tail.I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
paw,and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd
say you must be French."

[twigs]

Iraq's use of WMD against the US is the only way they see they could ever regain world leadership. Of course they'll be ready!

[Woahhs]

If Iraq uses WMD, America will blame FRANCE!