[SouthParkRepublican]

You mean to tell me that Jimmy Carter did'nt end the cold war?

[Dr.Deth]

Don't you know the Soviet Union fell because of Jimmy Carter's brilliant plan? By ruining our economy, eviscerating our military, and allowing pissant backwater camelsh*t countries to make us look like bumbling, inept fools, he encouraged the Russians to invade Afghanistan, which caused the Russian downfall < /sarcasm >