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Do you think I could hit them with tomatoes from there? Any more suitable projectile suggestions would be appreciated.

Throw somwthing the skank can't fit in her mouth. Otherwise, she'll just suck it all in like a vacuum. Maybe you could get her with a tomato if you distracted her with a bucket of KFC first.

[mvpel]

I don't get why people always seem to get so nasty and catty when it comes to brain-dead loud-mouthed women who happen to have nice, wide hips and plenty of scrumptious curves.

Women aren't supposed to be stick figures, folks. And besides, what does Natalie's zaftig figure have to do with her idiotic political outbursts?