[the Deejay]

"Fat Teddy seems like a good choice, but it's St. Paddy day, and he'll be drunk by four in the afternoon. BURP!"

He's drunk now. (When is he sober?)

[COBOL2Java]

It will probably be lost on the likes of the Kennedy clan, but I kind of like the symbolism of beginning the war on St. Patrick's day. After all, St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.