[Diver Dave]

"No, but it will get the silly smile off your face."

Me thinks Helen Thomas consumed the who orchard. buddabump

[JustAmy]

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.

"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"



Happy St. Patrick's Day, Ya'll.