Kewl.....I can see it now..you're on an airplane..your laptop battery runs down, you order another of those little bottles.......
Methanol (wood alcohol) is chemicly different from ethanol (grain alcohol). You cannot safely drink methanol.
On the upside, methanol can be produced from coal, so by building a bunch of nukes for our basic power needs, and making our cars run on methanol, we can tell OPEC to kiss off