Print the quote. Let me be the judge.
I would if I could, but you couldn't pay me enough to watch that treacle. Arsenio Hall, Kathie Lee Gifford, Magic Johnson AND a never-ending barrage of tap-dancing JonBenet clones and Pop Warner-league standup comics? Just put the "human shield yield" t-shirt on me right now and dump me in front of an Iraqi radar installation.
BTW, for a tiny bit of amusement, go to the Star Search judges bio page and compare the lengths of the various bios to the judges' actual life achievements.