[MarMema]

I hope Austin, Texas creams them when they get there in May.

[heckler]

MEMO to the Chicks: Remember K.D. Lang.

[alaskanfan]

It would be justice for them to play in an empty auditorium. (insert cricket sounds here)

[Jhensy]

Man, that's gonna be one bumpy tour. As her manager, I would recommend her wearing a blinking stars-and-stripes outfit with sparklers while singing to a giant onstage cutout of Dubya.