[concerned about politics]

Have you noticed that President Bush has not been seen since his news conference. I think he's back to binge drinking. Can only explain his recent actions.

Or he could be working, doing a job called the presidency. Working is so much better for the country than, you know, jacking into a sink or something.

[Madcelt]

Working is so much better for the country than, you know, jacking into a sink or something.

Now now lets be fair. Clinton was also a product testor. "test driving" the Cuban cigar.(remember?)