BREAKING NEWS!!! SADDAM ATTACKING PREMPTIVELY???

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[Drewman626]

7:53pm EST

FoxNews Alert just reported that Iraqi troops have left Baghdad with heavy artillary and are heading south to the Kuwaiti boarder. More troops with SCUD missle launchers are heading west. The thought is that Saddam is about to attack our troops.

This is breaking news and details are few and far between.

TURN ON FOX

[BamaFan69]

Fire that first shot Saddam... Pleaseeeeeee !! Step-up & become a hero. Take the shot.. Attack the US First.. Pleaseeee !

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Hillary = Cthulhu ;oP

But will this curse also work against Saddam and Bill?

[ffusco]

John Derbyshire replied to my e-mail last year.

We should do everything possible to put the fear of G-d in our enemies. I mean that literally.

[RLJVet]

Now that's funny.

[Rain-maker]

I heard the vibration from that thing could be felt all the way to New Orleans (and the French quarter immediatly surrendered!)

LOL

I heard all their wives ran to their bedroom dresser drawers thinking they left something on.

Hmmm, poor toads...impotent, cowardly, and odorous.

[birdwoman]

I was thinking the same thing... Sick, aren't we?

[cibco]

"And tell me about how Bush has stopped the appeasment to North Korea, last time I checked, your tax dollars are still being looted from wallet and into the nuclear power plants, fuel oil and food. NK gets nuclear power, the US is shutting down our plants. NK gets oil, our prices for home heating and gasoline are rising. NK get subsidized food."

Last time I saw it, NK got cut off in Oct or Nov. That's when the secret nuke developement program came out. NK then stated they had a few bombs. Where have you been?

[mrsalty]

URGGGGGGGG. If I hear anything else about this Elizabeth Smart case tonight, Im gonna run away from home, wups, I mean from the TV

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I forgot that since 1989, Klingons are no longer banned from FR. My bad!

[sheikdetailfeather]

Wasn't something mentioned about him planning to cause the Euphrates to flood? This could be a big problem for our troops and vehicles.

[paul51]

Serbs debriefed Saddam on how they used decoys

Given the expected intensity of or coming action, I don't think he could have enough decoys

[EaglesUpForever]

Stop making sense.

[demsux]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Hillary R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

"The usual, Senator Kennedy?"

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Wasn't something mentioned about him planning to cause the Euphrates to flood? This could be a big problem for our troops and vehicles.

I read that too. IMO we neutralize any forces leaving Baghdad. Ask permission later.

[Dr. Frank fan]

What could he possibly gain from launching an attack against us at this point?

What could Jeffrey Dahmer possibly gain from picking up gay men in clubs and taking them home, chopping them up, and putting them in his freezer?

I. don't. know.

But that's not an argument for anything. (It happened.)

[EastCoast]

...Saddam about to attack our troops...

Does that mean we get to go to war without a UN resolution?!!

[P.O.E.]

Bump. :)

[CatOwner]

All of a sudden, I have a strange urge for a nice Chianti. :)

[sushiman]

"Israel will do a pre-emptive strike , watch . "

>Yes, what about this scenario? This is an intersting thing to consider.<

Could the vulnerability of its nuclear force tempt the Israeli Government to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Iraq?