[Old Professer]

I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.

Writing implements dutifully eschewed.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

On a scale of 1-10 this one was about a 7 for paperless solution. "that" is a give away. (could be "else" but 9 out of 10 times abca pattern is "that".) Other easy words are "people" and "always".

- Keep hacking.