* Saddam Hussein must come clean on Iraqi television about his weapons of mass destruction and say he will give them up.
* Iraq must identify stocks of anthrax and other chemical and biological weapons.
* Iraq must fly 30 Iraqi scientists and their families to Cyprus so they can be questioned about weapons programs free from intimidation.
* Iraq must account for unmanned drone aircraft that the United States and Britain say could be used for spraying poisons.
* Iraq must commit to destroying mobile biological warfare production units.
* Iraq must complete destruction of all banned missiles.
All of these, all, before Monday.
Ain't gonna happen.