(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
DemRATS Party's been skewered...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' HO!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are BULL-Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left...
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who HEAR Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead US with Reason!!
And a new day shall dawn...
For those who Stand Strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!"
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and DemRATS won't go...
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' US to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?!!
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows!!
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who Knows WE're Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard...
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When All are 0ne and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Roooooollllll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
OBSESSED?!!...MUD