hahahahaa you don't know how right you are... a hibatchi on the patio is against the law in most states... too close to the structure.
Extension cords on the ground is illegal, so are empty beverege cans ANYWHERE... - I don't know if you remember my rant last year that I posted about the building cop govt inspections in "Least Lansing".
And that's a big reason I'm getting outta here in August and getting out of this snobbish communist town with a snobbish communist city council. I don't even vote here(I vote at my other address). I'm going back full time to Livingston County where things are more reasonable.