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ARI FLEISCHER PRESS BRIEFING: RETURN OF THE SOCK PUPPET
White House ^ | 3/10/03 | Ari Fleischer

Posted on 03/10/2003 5:09:46 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl

Helen Thomas returned to her front and center seat at the WH press briefings with Ari. Her hair is now a dark brown and she was wearing two inch long red Lee press on nails.

But Ari didn't apply the "only real reporters" rule for questions today and took a few from Helen, although he did not call on her first. Here is the exchange, where Helen tag teamed with fluffy headed Terry Moran to make their case:

SOCK PUPPET: If the President bombs Iraq, which he apparently plans to do, it will be in defiance of a U.N. vote, because only in terms of self-defense and you're attacked can you really attack under the U.N. charter. It will also be immoral, and how do you know what the Iraqis think? You think they'd rather be dead and have liberty? I mean, what is this liberty if you're going to send 3,000 missiles over in 48 hours, according to all the plans I've read? How many people are going to survive that?

MR. FLEISCHER: Number one, on the legal basis of it, under United Nations Security Council Resolution 678, the United States --

Q It doesn't wipe out the charter.

MR. FLEISCHER: Of course it doesn't wipe out the charter; it reinforces it, and that's why it would be legal via United Nations previous resolutions, as previous United States Presidents have shown.

The United States military will, of course, take every step to minimize the loss of innocents. There are no guarantees it'll happen --

Q How can you do that with 3,000 missiles?

MR. FLEISCHER: Helen, I just would like to remind you that if the standard was if the United Nations Security Council did not act, how many Muslims would have been killed in ethnic cleansing in Serbia? By that standard, if you judge legitimacy by whether the United Nations Security Council --

Q We did intervene in Kosovo, if you recall.

MR. FLEISCHER: May I finish? If by that standard you judge legitimacy by whether the United Nations Security Council acted, then you would think you'd need to restore Slobodan Milosevic to power, because he was removed without the United Nations Security Council approval. That was regime change in Serbia, wasn't it?

Terry.

Q Wait, wait. The U.N. didn't change Slobodan Milosevic regime, the people of Serbia did. The goal of that operation --

MR. FLEISCHER: With a little help from NATO and the United States.

Q But I don't want to talk about history -- (laughter.)

MR. FLEISCHER: I suppose he might still be there had it not been for NATO and the United States.

Q We allowed that conflict to end with him in power. And I don't want to get into an argument about history, I want to talk to you about this notion of --

MR. FLEISCHER: History is very relevant here, because you're judging the Security Council.

Q All right. You're mis-stating the history, then.

MR. FLEISCHER: No, I'm not. The question --

Q Because Slobodan Milosevic was not removed from power by military action. Full stop, period.

MR. FLEISCHER: Well, it certainly undermined his ability to stay in power, if I recall. But the point is, the United Nations Security --

Q That wasn't the goal. Now you're sliding over.

MR. FLEISCHER: The United Nations Security Council failed to authorize military action in Serbia. A different international coalition -- in that case, NATO -- was formed to do so. The question Helen was asking seemed to say that without Security Council approval a military action might not have a legitimacy. It did have legitimacy, and a result of the military action, Slobodan Milosevic fell from power.

If you'd like to see the look on Ari's face when he asks Helen if he can finish answering her question without hearing her screeching voice shouting over him go to 8:40min:

http://video.c-span.org:8080/ramgen/kdrive/iraq031003_whpb.rm


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She's back.
1 posted on 03/10/2003 5:09:46 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Cinnamon Girl
She's back

Like a relapse...like the end of remission...the sea monster is back.

2 posted on 03/10/2003 5:12:17 PM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
I feel it's perfectly legitimate for this Whitehouse to never call on her again. It's important not to feed the beast.
3 posted on 03/10/2003 5:14:41 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Cinnamon Girl
All one would have to do is get a life-sized latex statue of Gollum, or ET, and hang a sign from the front that read "Ari, why do Americans want to kill innocent Iraqis." Once you've dressed the statue as hideously as possible and propped it in the front row at the White House press conference, it would be indistinguishable from Helen, and she need never return!
4 posted on 03/10/2003 5:15:39 PM PST by KaiserofKrunch
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To: Petronski
Actually she resembles a prolapse in more ways than one!
5 posted on 03/10/2003 5:16:58 PM PST by resistance
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To: Cinnamon Girl
She's like the booger you can't shake off your finger.
6 posted on 03/10/2003 5:18:20 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: Petronski
She's back,
Like a relapse...

More like a Prolapse

7 posted on 03/10/2003 5:20:25 PM PST by Cuttnhorse
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Brit Hume called her the 'Crazy Aunt' of the press corps yesterday...LOL!!!
8 posted on 03/10/2003 5:20:29 PM PST by BossLady (ChIRAQ & Saddam sittin' in a tree.....K.I.S.S.I.N.G.....)
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To: resistance
You beat me to it...great minds, Yadda Yadda Yadda.
9 posted on 03/10/2003 5:21:55 PM PST by Cuttnhorse
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To: Petronski
"...the sea monster is back..."

Small correction:

Helen Thomas - a.k.a. "The Sea Hag"

10 posted on 03/10/2003 5:22:33 PM PST by Henchster
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To: DainBramage
She's like the booger you can't shake off your finger.

LOL! That's what keyboards are for!

11 posted on 03/10/2003 5:23:19 PM PST by Cuttnhorse
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To: Cinnamon Girl
RETURN OF THE SOCK PUPPET

Sans beret?

12 posted on 03/10/2003 5:23:28 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (Let's Roll)
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From her statements, continous interruptions and statements contradicting herself, sounds like maybe she should be deamed:

"Helen of Troll"
13 posted on 03/10/2003 5:23:48 PM PST by Hoverbug (whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
I wonder if Ari has nightmares about Helen the Horrible.
14 posted on 03/10/2003 5:24:21 PM PST by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: DainBramage
Helen keeps hanging around like a bad smell.
15 posted on 03/10/2003 5:25:05 PM PST by Cuttnhorse
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To: Cinnamon Girl
I believe that most people - even the reporters at the press briefings - know that Ms. Thomas is an idiot.

Far more dangerous are people like David Gregory (NBC) who I would have bitch-slapped if I was Ari today. What an arrogant piece of crap.
16 posted on 03/10/2003 5:25:14 PM PST by jackbill
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To: Cinnamon Girl
because only in terms of self-defense and you're attacked can you really attack under the U.N. charter.

So, according to Helen, if we had by chance found out about 9-11 before it happened, we would have had NO right to protect ourselves.

17 posted on 03/10/2003 5:25:21 PM PST by Howlin (Only UNamericans put the UN before America!)
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To: Cinnamon Girl
I can only hope that UGLY is outlawed one day. She would surely make the 10 most wanted list. MYGAWD, how long can mean and ugly survive???
18 posted on 03/10/2003 5:26:00 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness
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To: DainBramage
She's like the booger you can't shake off your finger.

LOL!   Such an image!

19 posted on 03/10/2003 5:28:23 PM PST by jigsaw
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Sadly, no, she wasn't wearing the beret.
20 posted on 03/10/2003 5:28:49 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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