10TH MARCH 2005
URGENT-URGENT-URGENT
FROM THE DESK OF SECRETARY-GENERAL CLINTON
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ALL FEMALE STAFF AGED 18-25 WILL ADOPT THE NEW UN STAFF DRESS CODE, SHOWN HERE BEING MODELLLED BY MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT, MS. DARLENE TERWILLIGER. BIKINIS -IN UNITED NATIONS BLUE- ARE AVAILABLE FROM ROOM 205. END OF MESSAGE
