[SAMWolf]

From the Department of Homeland Security:
What to do if terror strikes and you are French



1. Get in a fetal position and begin crying. That is all.

[friendly]

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter

[humblegunner]

Guns? Zey are carry guns? Mon Dieu! Barbarians!