[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Heaven: A place where the French are the cooks, the Germans are the engineers, and the British are the policemen.

Hell: A place where the British are the cooks, the French are the engineers, and the Germans are the policemen.

[Xthe17th]

You left out half the countries Hillary. This was an old Buddy Hackett joke:
In Heaven, all the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and the Swedes run the government.

In Hell, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swedish, and the Italians run the government!