Did you ever see the "Andy Griffith Show" episode when Gomer tried to "citizen arrest" Barney after he u-turned the squad car in the middle of Main Street?..Gomer yelling as he is approaching the "perpetrator" Barney....
Gomer:"CITIZEN'S ARREST!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST!!!!"..........
.....well..after reading your post....
."MATERIAL BREECH!!!!...MATERIAL BREECH!!!!!"....
....(almost forgot....a "Thanks for the post kattracks" bump!!)