And I hear, despite the best efforts of some FReepers, nothing about any of Pee Wee's many, many scandals will be allowed to be taught.
Short course.
Witch doctor spanks his ass when he's born, Hitlery -- dressed in leathers and spurs and cracking a mean whip -- spanks it at night before he goes to sleep, and Freepers spank it into perpetual forevermore-ness.
Hell, even I could pass that sucker!