Doesn't he make jelly or sumthin?
I heard you had a fire in the bathroom the other day. It was o.k. It never reached the house.
Have you gotten electricity yet? Your doc said he came out to your farm to deliver your wife's baby. He told you to hold the lantern so he could see what he was doing. "Congratulations Rob, it's a boy! But wait! There's another one in there. Congratulations Rob, you have a girl! But wait, there's another one in here!" He said by then you started to back away and he said, "Rob! Bring that light back here!" He said you said, "No sir, doc, I think the light's what's attracting them!"