To: dark_lord
cop: you have the right to remain silent.
2nd grader: why?
cop: cause anything you say can be used against you.
2nd grader: why?
cop: cause you're under arrest.
2nd grader why?
cop: for violating the zero tolerance ordinance.
2nd grader: what does ordinance mean?
cop: son, don't make me use this nightstick.
13 posted on
03/07/2003 5:16:03 AM PST by
teeman8r
To: teeman8r
That would be perfect for the Radio or for Saturday night live.
37 posted on
03/07/2003 2:12:46 PM PST by
rmlew
("Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.")
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